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Cupcake Obsession

September 11, 2009

It’s tempting to make fun of cupcakes. They’re like the most popular girl in junior high, the one whose hair always looked perfect, whose parents thought she walked on water. You wanted to hate her, but she was just so damn nice.Blashford-Snell Cupcakes

There sit cupcakes in all their sweet, pristine glory: perfectly packaged, cheerful in their crinkly wrappers, pretty frosting swirling toward the sky. How many individual desserts have inspired entire bakeries in their honor? How many articles, books, and Web sites have been devoted to the subject? What about the scone, or the biscotti, or the lowly mandelbrot? Bah humbug.

But there’s no point in being mad at the cupcake. It can’t help that it’s so adorable and beguiling. It can’t help that it started a craze that seems unsupplantable. Would you be mad at a puppy for being cute?But of course, like everything else, there are good cupcakes and there are bad cupcakes, cupcakes with no flavor, no soul, who rely on their cuteness but lose you at the first bite. We won’t talk about them. They’ll get what they deserve, which is to be tossed, half-eaten, into the garbage. Let’s talk about great cupcakes, the ones that live up to their enchanting promise. But first…it’s cupcake trivia time!

Did you know that just last month, the world’s record was broken for the world’s largest cupcake? It’s true. A 1,224-pound behemoth of a baked good grabbed the title. It was composed of triple vanilla cake topped with pink frosting, and stood 4 feet tall and spanned 11 feet around, created by Manchester, New Hampshire-based GourmetGiftBaskets.com. Supporting actors were 800 eggs, 200 pounds of sugar, 200 pounds of four, and the monster took 12 hours of baking time. Isn’t that cute?

And how about the world’s most expensive cupcake? This spring clever marketers Jon Mervis and his dad Ronnie Mervis of Mervis Diamond Importers created a cupcake full of diamonds to promote the launch of wedding season. The cupcake was stunning, topped with a 2-carat Asscher cut diamond in the center, and eight round brilliant half-carat diamonds encircling the cupcake. The flavor seems beside the point. How much? About $30,003 ($30,000 without the cupcake part).

Still not impressed?  How about the world’s most expensive cupcake-shaped handbag? A bit player in last summer’s Sex in the City movie, Judith Leiber’s bag was festooned with chocolate-colored crystals and diamonds and could hold only the most diminutive of accessories—a lipstick, a key, maybe a few bills (but my guess is that the woman who carries this bag doesn’t pay her own way.) It retailed for $4,295.

Anyhoo, what was I talking about? Back to pastries. It is easy to dismiss cupcakes as so last year (or the year before, or the year before) but then you’d miss out on one of life’s most irresistible foodstuffs. If you have kids, there’s no quicker way to become a hero, and if you’re looking for a way to loosen up a dinner party, cupcakes are a one-way ticket to happiness. Eyes open a bit wider, dieters forget their restrictions, and you get to smile demurely as you pass out the world’s most bewitching food.

Chocolate Mousse-Filled Cupcakes by Julie Hasson. Devil’s food cupcakes are filled with a luscious chocolate mousse center and topped with a coating of chocolate ganache. You’re welcome.

Cherry Topped Cheesecake Cups by Tish Boyle. Individual cheesecakes, pretty with a pile of cherries against that heartbreakingly creamy filling, and even a perfect little graham cracker crust underneath. Hold one back for the ultimate midnight snack.

Red Velvet Cupcakes with Easy Buttercream Frosting by Sara Neumeier. Wow, do red velvet cupcakes have a following, especially with anyone who has spent time in the South. Cupcakes on the whole create a frenzy in the room, but if you’re standing near a true red velvet lover, watch your fingers. Those who love them will choose a red velvet cupcake over any other that might be offered. These are topped with a simple buttercream frosting.

Chocolate Covered Brownie Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes by Elinor Klivans. If there’s a more fun cupcake out there, someone will have to prove it to me. Wait until you serve up these fudge brownie treats, baked in ice cream cones, and covered in chocolate coating and sprinkles. If you have kids, your status as Greatest Parent Ever will be solidified for years to come.

Cappuccino Cupcakes by Nigella Lawson. White chocolate frosting covers these little coffee-flavored sponge cakes. You can dust them with cocoa at the end, so they really do look like cups of cappuccino. Or you can just eat them.

Coconut “Twinkie” Cupcakes with Lemon Filling by Pichet Ong. These are highly sophisticated versions of a classic. The combo of lemon and coconut is pretty spectacular, and the chance to squirt the filling into the cupcakes is completely cool.

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  1. September 12, 2009 2:02 pm

    Agreed…there is something intriguing about cupcakes, and you are right they are so darn cute! I am lovin’ the Chocolate Mousse-Filled ones at the moment!

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